You've Been Naughty Stocking
These Naughty Holiday Lollipops are here to stuff stockings with laughs—not just candy. Tucked into adorable mini stockings, these boldly shaped lollipops bring a wink of grown-up humor to the most innocent time of year.
Brightly colored, sweetly flavored, and impossible to ignore, they’re the perfect mix of festive and mischievous. Whether they’re peeking out of a stocking, handed out at a holiday party, or gifted as a hilarious surprise, these novelty pops guarantee double-takes and big laughs.
Why they’re a holiday hit:
Playful novelty shapes with glossy candy finish
Festive stocking presentation, ready to gift
Sweet, fruity flavors
Ideal for white-elephant exchanges, adult stockings, or party favors
Because sometimes Santa likes his candy with a little attitude.
Three 2" Teeny Weenie penis pops in a festive mini stocking. Package contains 3 individually wrapped lollipops neatly packaged in a stocking of red or green color.
Product Info
Our products are made to order, gluten free, and processed in 4 to 8 days. Colors are based on our signature flavors. We use simple preservative-free ingredients:
- Sugar
- Corn Syrup
- Flavored Candy Oils
- Food Safe Coloring
Return & Refund Policy
See our Refunds & Damages Policy.
Shipping Info
See our shipping policy. We provide several different ways to ship to you. We ship to USPS addresses only within the United States.

